POOR JOKES

I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems.
Because,
Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu.

Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hainSochooKYUKI team “allout” hain naa.

I met this guy, His name was Sabarjot.
He was a Fruit seller.
No matter what fruit he sold , they were all very sweet.One day i asked him,”How are all your fruits so sweet?”He Replied,” It’s because ‘Sabar’ ke Phall hamesha meethe hote hai..!!”

Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai

A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
wah wah
A 4 Apple
B 4 Banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya goli mat chalana…:

Do u knw?
?
Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
?
?
Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumtehe.

Ek baar 2 chintiyo ke hathi k sath jhagde hote hai…Toi woh chintiya ped pe baithi rehti hai… Aur niche se hathi jata hai..
Toh achanak ek chinti upar se hathi k upar jump karti hai…
Toh dusri chinti kya kahegi,
DABA sale ko….

Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ !!!
What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
“USB”
No claps plz…..

मरे हुए व्यक्ति के मुँह मेँ
क्या डालना चाहिए??
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बिड़ला सीमेन्ट…. क्योकि इस
सीमेन्ट मेँ जान है…

जिसका दिल टूट जाता उसका GK कमजोर
होता है??
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क्योकि, जब दिल ही टूट
गया तो GK क्या करेगा….

अगर 2 पीपल के पेड़
को रस्सी से
बाँध दिया जाये तो उस
रस्सी को क्या कहेगेँ??
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नोकिया – कनेक्टिगं पीपल…

What is the oldest animal in the world?
Zebra, because it's black and white

Why can't Hritik save yami in kaabil?Because he is not batman and only batman can save gautam

Math derrivation went to roadies.Raghu asked why u came here?It replied, “I just want to prove myself”.

Son: mother I got failed in maths test.Mom: u made the whole family voldemortSon : what?Mom: Poore parivar ki naak kaat dei

If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won't take it seriously as that would be 'Khushi ke aansoo'

If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka time hai.."

What do you call two witches who living togther 

BROOM MATES

What do you call a cucumber who can sing?

SHA-KHEERA

She: Kya hua tera WADA
He: Pav ke sath kha gya

Which actress died while emailing Bipasha Basu why?

Kyuki "cc" karti main maruun

Neil Nitin Mukesh once went to watch movie. when he returned he was only Neil Nitin
why?

Because Mukesh died due to eating tobacco 

She: what's your name?
He: Jitendra;  you can call me jeet. 
She: toh jeet , where are you from ?
He: DARR K AGGE

Ek ladka dusre ladke se:AUTOMATICLY kise kehte hai.
dusra ladka:tujhe itna bhi nahi malum jab koi ganji ladki auto mein baithe to kehte hai AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI.